Titillating Top Tinder Moments That Arouse Suggestive Seduction

It's hard to believe some of the conversations that take place on dating apps these days. If you take a step back and look at it with fresh eyes it becomes utterly bewildering. It's hard to imagine what cheesy one-liners and pickup lines are going to contribute to the health of a successful ongoing relationship. 

But, hey, you can rest assured... Even if your newfound partner has unaddressed emotional trauma and baggage that manifests as extremely unhealthy and toxic personality traits... Even if that person is a walking embodiment of narcissistic personality traits... At least they're going to be able to make you laugh. At least occasionally and at first, until reality sets back in. 


But, it's probably best not to take the sardonic ramblings from a guy, who just spent the last 45 minutes of his life gathering up Tinder nightmares and just spilled liquid on his $8k MacBook, for granted.

 

Get out there and live, laugh, and love your way into an enlightened existence.



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